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Joke of the Day
Thu, 05/18/2006 - 12:00Topic: Corner Booth
Thought I'd start a new "Joke of the Day" thread - I can always use some laughs, how about you?
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Comments
Re: Re: Joke of the Day
Submitted by fzMousie on Thu, 2006-05-18 - 12:44
That's so great!! I'll have to remember that one for my weekly email next week.
As part of my job, I send out weekly emails to a distribution list. =) Someone, somewhere, started the tradition of attaching a joke of the week to start the week off right. Of course, I've been continuing the tradition with furvor and delight. ;-) That one is just perfect.
Re: Re: Joke of the Day
Submitted by rootbeergirl16 on Thu, 2006-05-18 - 13:04
Good one barbie
There was a man who went to the feed store and bought 4 dozen chicks he told the clerk that he was starting a chicken farm
A couple of days passed and the man came back and bought 4 dozen more chicks.
The man kept coming back every few days and buying more chicks this went on for about 4 months and the clerk asked the man why he needed so many chicks for his farm The man replyid that the chicks kept dying. the clerk qeustioned the man to why he thought they were dying and the man replyed he wasnt really sure but he had two therories
He was either planting them to deep or watering them to much.
Re: Re: Joke of the Day
Submitted by fzMousie on Thu, 2006-05-18 - 12:44
That's so great!! I'll have to remember that one for my weekly email next week. As part of my job, I send out weekly emails to a distribution list. =) Someone, somewhere, started the tradition of attaching a joke of the week to start the week off right. Of course, I've been continuing the tradition with furvor and delight. ;-) That one is just perfect.