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Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 06/13/2006 - 17:34I know how much we get down in the dumps from having to live with our problems of seizures. We are crying much more these days then we ever laugh.
Well, I would like to see if I could change that for you. I think we all need to learn how to laugh every day and begin to turn our frowns to upright smiles. Who knows, maybe by us smiling we can make someone else smile. It just might become contagious. I am hoping we will have at least one new joke per day, but will take more if you have them. Lets get started laughing. Lets not ever stop
having a reason to smile.
Here goes, I will start:
Have any of you ever had the feeling you would like to get undressed and run around your home in the nude???
Well, if you ever do have a feeling like that
then just try drinking some Windex.
You ask me why????
(IT WILL KEEP YOU FROM STREAKING)
Have a great evening and keep smiling.
Hugzzzzzzzzzz
Cathy
Comments
Re: Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Joan K on Sat, 2006-06-17 - 09:08
Politically Speaking
"My uncle ran for Senate last year."
"Really? What does he do now?"
"Nothing. He got elected...
Hugs
Joan
Re: Re: Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Cathy_C on Sat, 2006-06-17 - 11:04
Thanks for adding the jokes each day. You all have some pretty cute ones. I will have to put my mind to work and put another one on later
today. I especially like the one about the little black couple.
Hugzzzzz,
Cathy
Re: Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Joan K on Sat, 2006-06-17 - 08:55
The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" Hugs Joan