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OK - who kidnapped the darned little sandman?

Thu, 12/22/2005 - 02:25
OK - who kidnapped the darned little sandman? I want him back, and I want him back NOW!!! No, Santa does not need to use him as an elf - we don't need toys full of sand all over the place. Dayna? have you got the little critter? Good grief, enough of this not sleeping at nite! blessings to all, Barbie

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Re: OK - who kidnapped the darned little sandman?

Submitted by rootbeergirl16 on Thu, 2005-12-22 - 12:22
Okay See my name is Mario and I work for the F.W.M (fairy world mafia) See wevea beena havin a trouble witha the sanda man. He isa giving us fairy a bad rap. Running around givaing use peoples little sprinkles ofa sanda in yousa eyes. What the frig is up witha that. The fairy father wantsa for ah him to justa whacka yous in the heada wit a hammer. Clean anda simple. No frigin sand to messy. So righta know we is a in a negocations to comea up wit a contract to fixa tis problum. Soa far he isa refusing our offer. Donta contact us we willa contact yous. Untila weve gotta this resolved Fredo willa be takind hisa place. Hesa the fairy fathers nephew anda he isa no gooda at his job. But whata yous gonna do family isa family.

Re: Re: OK - who kidnapped the darned little sandman?

Submitted by pongosmommy on Thu, 2005-12-22 - 12:53
lol...Pam that was hilarious. Fredo must be learning...he wacked me pretty hard last night. Dayna

Yo Mario, I calleda ya

Submitted by txrhb1 on Thu, 2005-12-22 - 21:32
Yo Mario, I calleda ya today, to worka out a deal. Your union rep, name a Guido talk to me. We come to agreement ya see, and u gotta packag comin. I senda you new sandman, but nota man, ya see. Her namea is MIL, kinda like a MudderInLaw. She gonna helpa da Fredo, and you gotta paya her nothin. She isa potty trained, got her own transportation - cheap. She flya to Dayna's house ona her broom, and banga on her head. She gonna take dat sweet Maggie some sand, anda give her a little hug. Only thing is, I told Guido, no sendin her backa here. Guido say okay - Mario be happy to takea care ofa the mudder in law. Glad we coulda helpa you out! Franko

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