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Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 06/13/2006 - 17:34I know how much we get down in the dumps from having to live with our problems of seizures. We are crying much more these days then we ever laugh.
Well, I would like to see if I could change that for you. I think we all need to learn how to laugh every day and begin to turn our frowns to upright smiles. Who knows, maybe by us smiling we can make someone else smile. It just might become contagious. I am hoping we will have at least one new joke per day, but will take more if you have them. Lets get started laughing. Lets not ever stop
having a reason to smile.
Here goes, I will start:
Have any of you ever had the feeling you would like to get undressed and run around your home in the nude???
Well, if you ever do have a feeling like that
then just try drinking some Windex.
You ask me why????
(IT WILL KEEP YOU FROM STREAKING)
Have a great evening and keep smiling.
Hugzzzzzzzzzz
Cathy
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Cathy_C on Tue, 2006-06-20 - 07:43
Good morning everyone,
Yeah know, I am not the only one to put jokes on here. I know you
all must have some good ones. But here is another:
There was this man who had a problem with sleeping. He couldn't go to bed without thinking someone was under his bed. He decided to go see a shrink and talk to him about the problem.
Doc, I have this problem with sleeping because I fear that there is someone under my bed everynight.
"well, I can fix that problem right up. You will have to come
see my 3 days a week at $30.00 an hour.
But Doc, that is awful expensive
A while went by when the doc passed the man on the street and
asked him why he hadn't come in to talk to him yet.
"Well Doc, the Bar tender cured me for only $10.00.
The Doc asked "How in the world did he do that? "
The man told him " He told me to cut the legs off my bed"
Yeah see, now no one can get under my bed lol
How was that one????
Have a great day,
Cathy
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Cathy_C on Tue, 2006-06-20 - 07:48
Hi again,
There was this older man sitting on his porch which he did about every day. He saw this young teen walk by his house one day. The kid had spiked hair with color of green, red, blue, orange, purple, (you get the picture). Well the man couldn't help but stare at him.
This went on for about a week of the young teen walking past the mans house with the man staring each time.
Finally the young teen got up the nerve to talk to the man.
"I have to ask you, do you have an issue with the way I look or something. You stare at me every day when I walk past your house"
The older man looked at the young teen and said "no no, of course not, it is just when I was younger I had sex with a rooster and I was wondering if maybe you were my son"
Now I thought that one was cute!!!!
Cathy
Re: Re: Re: Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Joan K on Mon, 2006-06-19 - 20:13
Good job Cathy! Keep it up. Hugs Joan