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Everyone needs to laugh every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue, 06/13/2006 - 17:34I know how much we get down in the dumps from having to live with our problems of seizures. We are crying much more these days then we ever laugh.
Well, I would like to see if I could change that for you. I think we all need to learn how to laugh every day and begin to turn our frowns to upright smiles. Who knows, maybe by us smiling we can make someone else smile. It just might become contagious. I am hoping we will have at least one new joke per day, but will take more if you have them. Lets get started laughing. Lets not ever stop
having a reason to smile.
Here goes, I will start:
Have any of you ever had the feeling you would like to get undressed and run around your home in the nude???
Well, if you ever do have a feeling like that
then just try drinking some Windex.
You ask me why????
(IT WILL KEEP YOU FROM STREAKING)
Have a great evening and keep smiling.
Hugzzzzzzzzzz
Cathy
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Submitted by slhoilman on Fri, 2006-06-16 - 21:23
man answered door of his house six foot cockroach standing there without warning slapped him around face and ran off.following night man answered again ,6 foot coachroach there this time it hit him and ran offf.third night same thing happened but this time coachroach kicked him hard before running off .the man was so worried that he went to see his dr .the dr said "yes ,theres a nasty bug going around !
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Submitted by slhoilman on Fri, 2006-06-16 - 21:45
grand ma and grand pa swinging on porch ,grandma reaches over smacks grandpa ,off in the bushes grandpa falls ,he gets up and asks why she smacked him for?she says for having such a small p----- all these years .well they are swinginging and he knocks her off the the swing in the bushes ,she gets up and asks why -and he says :for knowing the difference!"
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Submitted by slhoilman on Fri, 2006-06-16 - 21:13
little boy and girl go trick or treatin ,knock on first door of house ,man says well you two are awful cute .who are you suppose to be?were jacj and jill the girl replied.the man says :you cant be jack and jill ,your black!"they go offwhile later come backdressed differently.ring door bell once again man opens door wqell now this is just darn cute who are you this time ??we are hansel and gretal"says the boy.well i hate to disappoint you son ,but you cant be hansil or gretil because your black!"heads hung low ,the kids leave.not too much later the man heres the beell ring again .this time when he opens the door there stands two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED.oh my!and just who are you surposed to be now?chocolate M@Ms"said the little girl i am plain hes got nuts"