Christmas Cake Recipe LOL

Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts Bottle Vodka 2 cups dried fruit Directions: Sample the Vodka to check quality Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of Vodka and drink Repeat Turn on the electric mixer Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl Add one teaspoon of sugar Bet again At this point it is best to make sure the Vodka is shtill ok Try another cup….just in case Turn off the mixerer Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit Pick fruit off floor Mix on the turner If the frieddruit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to check for tonsisticity Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a crap. Check the Vodka Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts Add one table Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find Greash the oven Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over don’t forget to beat off the turner Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Vodka and kick the cat CHERRY MISTMAS!! And a slappy new year…….hiccup…. I love this story, LOL Arika