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Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking Sayings, Bumper Stickers, Etc.

Tue, 03/25/2008 - 15:34
Share a laugh or smile. Inspire.

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Re: Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking, Bumper Stickers, Etc.

Submitted by no alleykat on Fri, 2008-08-15 - 11:30

One I was so busy, I started to put funny things on my answering machine. Hope yoo enjoy this too.

Hello,Hello, Sorry my machine doesn't want to talk with you. Leave name & number, later I might want too.

My answering machine says, I'm out to lunch. So leave your name & number, I'll call when it says I can come home.

My answering machine says No, Leave your name and number, I might say yes

  the favorite:

My brain's in a jar and the lids on to tight. Leave your name & number after the beep. And call a locksmith if you don't hear from me in a week.

I would change them every few weeks, soon people were calling to hear the next one! haha  

One I was so busy, I started to put funny things on my answering machine. Hope yoo enjoy this too.

Hello,Hello, Sorry my machine doesn't want to talk with you. Leave name & number, later I might want too.

My answering machine says, I'm out to lunch. So leave your name & number, I'll call when it says I can come home.

My answering machine says No, Leave your name and number, I might say yes

  the favorite:

My brain's in a jar and the lids on to tight. Leave your name & number after the beep. And call a locksmith if you don't hear from me in a week.

I would change them every few weeks, soon people were calling to hear the next one! haha  

Re: Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking, Bumper Stickers, Etc.

Submitted by spiz on Fri, 2008-08-15 - 14:01

Those are all funny, but I looooove the third one, it's hilarious! Thanx, I needed the laugh :)

-Spiz 

~We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why~

Those are all funny, but I looooove the third one, it's hilarious! Thanx, I needed the laugh :)

-Spiz 

~We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why~

This is nice!

Submitted by mio amor on Wed, 2009-07-29 - 17:34
Lolz!  You're good!  You really know how to make us laugh.. And I like all the funny messages you have created especially when you have included  on calling for the locksmith if ever we can't reach you or get in to you. <a href="http://avidlocksmith.com">gilbert locksmith</a>

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