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Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking Sayings, Bumper Stickers, Etc.

Tue, 03/25/2008 - 15:34
Share a laugh or smile. Inspire.

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Re: Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking Sayings, Bumper Stickers

Submitted by spiz on Sun, 2008-05-04 - 22:55

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.!

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

 I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

-Spiz 

~We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why~

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.!

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

 I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

-Spiz 

~We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why~

Re: Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking Sayings, Bumper Stickers

Submitted by spiz on Sun, 2008-05-18 - 00:56

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die...

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

The meaning of life is to give life meaning.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

-Spiz 

~We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why~

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die...

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

The meaning of life is to give life meaning.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

-Spiz 

~We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why~

Re: Funny, Inspiring,

Submitted by Colie_byrd on Wed, 2008-08-13 - 11:44

You suck and thats sad.

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.

Cute but kinda evil.

Not caring is fun!

You suck and thats sad.

Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.

Cute but kinda evil.

Not caring is fun!

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