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Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking Sayings, Bumper Stickers, Etc.
Tue, 03/25/2008 - 15:34Comments
Re: Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking Sayings, Bumper Stickers
Submitted by spiz on Tue, 2008-04-01 - 05:58
I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription...
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
You know you are stressed out when you can hear mimes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistakewhen you make it again.
-Spiz
~ We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why ~
I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met.
Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription...
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
You know you are stressed out when you can hear mimes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistakewhen you make it again.
-Spiz
~ We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why ~
Re: Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking Sayings, Bumper Stickers
Submitted by spiz on Fri, 2008-04-25 - 23:17
CHARLES SCHULTZ PHILOSOPHY
You don't actually have to take the quiz. Just read this straight
through and you'll get the point. It is trying to make an awesome
point!
Here's the first quiz:
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.
How did you do?
The facts are, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.
These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields.
But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten.
Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.
Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.
6. Name half a dozen heroes whose stories have inspired you.
Easier?
The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are
not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most
awards. They are the ones that care.
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today ...... It's already tomorrow in Australia."
----- Charles Schulz-----
-Spiz
~We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why~
CHARLES SCHULTZ PHILOSOPHY
You don't actually have to take the quiz. Just read this straight
through and you'll get the point. It is trying to make an awesome
point!
Here's the first quiz:
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.
How did you do?
The facts are, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.
These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields.
But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten.
Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.
Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.
6. Name half a dozen heroes whose stories have inspired you.
Easier?
The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are
not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most
awards. They are the ones that care.
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today ...... It's already tomorrow in Australia."
----- Charles Schulz-----
-Spiz
~We all matter, even when we haven't the slightest clue why~
Re: Funny, Inspiring, Thought Provoking Sayings, Bumper Stickers
Submitted by crashllama on Mon, 2008-03-31 - 23:41
Ohh..I love this topic
In case of rapture can I have your car?
If you can read this, please turn me over (sticker is upside down)
Of course I can help you out..which way did you come in?
Same shirt..different day (that would be my son)
answering machine: We are avoiding someone right now; please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you..unless you are the person we are avoiding. *my mom and several friends didn't find that funny*
keychain that says, "Keys I haven't lost" hubby bought that for me
There are no such things as bipolar bears..unless you catch me on a bad day (my own)
My mood ring broke..It couldn't handle the mood swings
I do not have seizures. The lights just flicker some. (Is that offensive? I made that one up)
(camoflauge shirt) Hah. You can't see me now. (hubby wouldn't let me have that one)
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: Before or after I saw you (what I would love to say but know better)
Epileptic people just need Hummers..then we would go over things instead of hitting them
My kid beat up your honor roll student
Be nice to your kids. They decide what nursing home you go to.
I probably have more..that's all I could think of for now
Ohh..I love this topic
In case of rapture can I have your car?
If you can read this, please turn me over (sticker is upside down)
Of course I can help you out..which way did you come in?
Same shirt..different day (that would be my son)
answering machine: We are avoiding someone right now; please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you..unless you are the person we are avoiding. *my mom and several friends didn't find that funny*
keychain that says, "Keys I haven't lost" hubby bought that for me
There are no such things as bipolar bears..unless you catch me on a bad day (my own)
My mood ring broke..It couldn't handle the mood swings
I do not have seizures. The lights just flicker some. (Is that offensive? I made that one up)
(camoflauge shirt) Hah. You can't see me now. (hubby wouldn't let me have that one)
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: Before or after I saw you (what I would love to say but know better)
Epileptic people just need Hummers..then we would go over things instead of hitting them
My kid beat up your honor roll student
Be nice to your kids. They decide what nursing home you go to.
I probably have more..that's all I could think of for now